Skinny Legs And All

unks:
 'Moving out to you, now'
 'Ah, I don't hear it'
 'Hold it right there'
 'I'm holding'
 Spoken:
 Say, man!
 Don't walk ahead of that woman
 Like she don't belong to you
 Just 'cause her got them little skinny legs
 You know that ain't no way to do.
 You didn't act like that when ya had it home
 behind closed do's!
 Alright
 Now, you act like you ashamed of the woman
 Don't even want nobody to know she's yo's
 But that's, alright
 You just walk on, baby!
 (hup, hup)
 H'uh!
 And don't you worry about a doggone thing, a'tol
 (hup, hup)
 Because there's some man, somewhere
 who'll take you
 Baby, skinny legs and all
 'I swear!'
 Keep on walkin', baby
 (Hup, hup)
 Show ya what I'm talkin' about
 Listen to this:
 Now, who'll take the woman with the skinny legs?
 (Try, Leroy)
 Stand right there baby, I'm 'on give you away
 in a minute.
 Come on, somebody please take the lady with
 the skinny legs?
 (I don't 'wan 'em!)
 Now, ya'all know the lady with skinny legs
 got to have somebody too, now.
 (No, I don't wanna help that person!)
 Will somebody, please take the lady with
 the skinny legs, please?
 (Ay, Joe!)
 Yeah, Bobby
 (Why don't you take her?)
 She ain't no fool!
 I don't want no woman with no skinny legs
 Look here!
 I thought about givin' this woman to Clyde
 But, no
 Say, I know the kind-a women Clyde like
 Ol' Leroy'll take her.
 Say, LEROY!
 You got her!
 Say, Miss Sweetie
 Now, why you wan' act like that man
 ain't yo's?
 Just 'cause he's walkin' with you
 With them raggedy clothes?
 Man just forgot to get his suit outta the cleaners
 that's all.
 Alright!
 Alright!
 Ya act like that man don't belong to ya.
 Go on over there and kiss 'em and
 hold his hand.
 Unk: 'Go over there and squeeze your man'
 Unk man: 'I'd like to have her squeeze my hand'
 Uh!
 Say you ain't gon' do what?
 Unk: 'I likes it'
 (Unk man w/woman-like voice) 'I say later, ho'
 'That's alright
 You just walk on, mister!
 (Thank you, you're welcome!)
 And don't you worry about a doggone thing a'tol
 (Hup, Hup)
 Because there's some woman
 Somewhere, who'll take you
 Mr. Raggedy Clothes and all.
 Yes they will.
 Just keep on walkin'
 (Hup, Hup)
 H'uh!
 (Hup, Hup)
 H'uh!
 (Hup, Hup)
 Don't be ashamed a-what you got.
 (Hup, Hup)
 (Hup, Hup)
 Just sayin', what girl's that you dropped wouldn't tell you.