Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)

Aah...
 Aah...
 Aah...
 Three nights ago
 I was at a disco
 Man, I wanted to bump
 I was rarin' to go
 And this big fat woman
 Bumped me on the floor
 She was rarin' to go
 That chick was rarin' to go
 Man, she did a dip
 Almost broke my hip
 She was gettin' down
 That chick was gettin' down
 She wanted to bump some more
 But I told her, "No"
 You don't knock me down once
 You done 'n' knocked me down once
 Said, if you want to dance
 Find you a big fat man
 Ya'll go, then get on down
 Ya'll go, then get on down- huh!
 I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 Somebody take her
 She's too big for me
 She done 'n' knocked me down...
 One time
 Aah...
 Aah...
 She came over to me
 Snatched me out of my seat
 She wanted to get on down
 Still, wanna get on down
 I told her to go on
 And leave me alone
 I ain't gettin' down
 You done 'nd hurt my hip once
 I dunno what you'll do
 I ain't gonna bump with you
 I don't feel like gettin' down
 Don't feel like gettin' down
 She just shook her head
 At every word I said
 She wanted to get on down
 That woman wanted to get on down
 She did that dip again
 And I hit the floor again
 She was gettin' down, Lord
 That woman was gettin' down
 I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
 Somebody take her
 I don't want her
 She done 'nd hurt my hip
 She done 'n' knocked me down
 Done 'n' hurt my hip
 She done 'n' knocked me down
 Somebody take her
 I don't want her
 Say, Leroy...
 You can have this one, dude
 Take this big fat woman, dude
 I don't want her
 I can't have all of her
 'Cause it takes two hands
 To handle her, what for?
 I don't want her
 Oh, y'all
 She's too big for me
 She's too much for me
 Somebody, take her
 I don't need it
 Her back in... how'm I gonna tell you?
 What this means... ha-ha-ha
 Ooh! Shout on, baby...
 You got...
 It's all mine
 Don't you take it
 Gonna take it
 Take it down heavenly
 Too much for me
 Too much for me
 She's too much for me
 Groovy!
 Aah...
 Aah...
 Aah...
 Aah...
 Aah...
 Take that... oh
 Knockin' people on the floor
 Big fat woman in a disco
 Bumpin' people on the floor
 Hurtin' from the hip
 Frostin' people's lip
 Hittin' by the pump
 In a disco
 Bumpin' before
 All on the floor...
 You gonna- stop
 You gonna lighten up
 You gonna lighten up
 You gonna ease up
 You gonna lighten up
 Like gettin' on
 You've been waitin'
 We gotta dance
 Let's break more hip
 Master Funk's trip
 Texting, it's cold
 I'm gettin' down
 Moved on
 Haa!
 Haa!
 Haa!
 Haa!
 Haa!
 Haa!
 Haa!
 Haa!
 Haa!
 I'm tired y'all
 I'm tired
 She done wore me out
 She done wore me out
 And I'm tired, y'all
 This big fat woman
 Done wore me out, y'all
 Lord, I'm tired, y'all
 Lord, I'm tired...
 I'm gonna take a little rest
 Somebody give me rest
 This big fat woman
 Done wore me down
 She done tire me out
 She done wore me out
 Oh man, I'm quittin'
 Y'all gotta...