Pick Up The Pieces

What did I say, what did I do
 Look in the mirror, I'm black and blue
 Some Johnnie Walker Black and some Dunhill Reds
 Starting to think it was something I said
 It's getting kinda late and we both know
 Time to pick up the pieces
 Pick up the pieces and go
 It's not so hard living life on the skids
 I'm alright, it's kinda hard on my kids
 Easy for you to pass judgment on my life
 But you don't, you don't have my four ex wives
 I may not place or show
 But I pick up the pieces
 Pick up the pieces and go
 I worked part time but I got fired
 'Cause it's a full time job just being me
 Can't blame the boss if you don't show up
 Can't blame your car if you ride the bus
 Burning bridges, you reap what you sow
 I gots to pick up the pieces
 Pick up the pieces and go
 They pulled my over on my ten speed bike
 Who knew you still could get a DUI
 Like what they've done with the early kind of jail
 My lawyer says I'm too broke to post bail
 Maybe I could work and sweep the floors
 Until they pick up the pieces
 Pick up the pieces and go
 Oh man
 Try to tell me I was drunk and disorderly
 Pick up the pieces and go
 I was just drunk
 Well maybe a little disorderly
 Pick up the pieces and go