Talking Is King

Ladies and gentlemen today we have a treat
 Monique is in a unique situation
 A six tiered love star just have a seat
 Mother to three kids of three men
 And the object of two women's desires
 Bipolar sexuality that I can live through vicariously
 It's something so sensual
 I wish commercials were less punctual
 Talk Shows they show us all
 Talk Shows Talking is King
 Talk Shows they spew it all
 Talk Shows Talking is King
 So you married John and Rafael but where's Roger
 And how do Vaunia an' Bridgette fall in this web of passion
 Do you consider yourself a polygamist
 What haven't your children missed
 It's a wonder what a little money can bring
 American trash ready to bash on this television thing
 Talk Shows culture will fall
 Talk Shows Talking is King
 Talk Shows will kill us all
 Talk Shows Talking is King
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 Well Monique our experts have given you advice
 Our audience bellowed their opinions of ice
 So it comes to the program point what you're last vice
 Oh so sorry but we're out of time tonight
 Talk Shows they show us all
 Talk Shows Talking is King
 Talk Shows they spew it all
 Talk Shows Talking is King
 Talk Shows culture will fall
 Talk Shows Talking is King
 Talk Shows will kill us all
 Talk Shows Talking is King
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