Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
 Walking home from our house Christmas eve
 You can say there's no such thing as Santa
 But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
 She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog
 And we'd begged her not to go
 But she forgot her medication
 As she staggered out the door into the snow
 When they found her Christmas mornin'
 At the scene of the attack
 She had hoof prints on her forehead
 And incriminating Claus marks on her back
 Grandma got run over by a reindeer
 Walking home from our house Christmas eve
 You can say there's no such thing as Santa
 But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
 Now were all so proud of Grandpa
 He's been taking this so well
 See him in there watchin' football
 Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Mel
 It's not Christmas without Grandma
 All the family's dressed in black
 And we just can't help but wonder
 Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
 Grandma got run over by a reindeer
 Walking home from our house Christmas eve
 You can say there's no such thing as Santa
 But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
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 Now the goose is on the table
 And the pudding made of fig
 And a blue and silver candle
 That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig
 I've warned all my friends and neighbors
 "Better watch out for yourselves."
 They should never give a license
 To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
 Grandma got run over by a reindeer (reindeer)
 Walking home from our house Christmas Eve (Christmas Eve)
 You can say there's no such thing as Santa
 But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
 Grandma got run over by a reindeer
 Walking home from our house Christmas eve
 You can say there's no such thing as Santa
 But as for me and Grandpa, we believe