Tulane

Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop
 Back under the counter, was the cream of the crop
 Everything was clickin' and the business was good
 'Til one day, lo and behold, an officer stood
 Johnny jumped the counter but he stumbled and fell
 But Tulane made it over Johnny as he yelled
 Go ahead on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you
 Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you
 Go Tulane, use all the speed you got
 Go Tulane, you know you need a lot
 Go Tulane, he's laggin' behind
 Go 'head on, Tulane go head on
 Go by your father's house and tell him business is slow
 And see if he will loan us something, soon as he hits the dough
 Put the cat out in the hall and rumple up the room
 Go by Doctor Keller's, tell him you swallowed some perfume
 Tell him we need him quick, 'cuz he may have to testify
 That you been sick all day and that's a perfect alibi
 Go ahead on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you
 Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you
 Go Tulane, use all the speed you got
 Go Tulane, you know you need a lot
 Go Tulane, he's laggin' behind
 Go 'head on, Tulane go head on
 Go, let Danny drive in case you run into the Man
 Back by the shop and git the stuff and hide it in the van
 Go back by your father's, get the money for the bail
 And bring it down and bail me out this rotten, funky jail
 We gotta get a lawyer in the click of politics
 Somebody who can win the thing or get the thing fix
 Go ahead on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you
 Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you
 Go Tulane, use all the speed you got
 Go Tulane, you know you need a lot
 Go Tulane, he's laggin' behind
 Go 'head on, Tulane go head on
 Go Tulane