Blue Yodel (T for Texas)

'T' for Texas, 'T' for Tennessee
 'T' for Texas, 'T' for Tennessee
 'T' for Thelma,
 That girl that made a wreck out of me
 Yodelaeeeo...
 If you don't want me, Mama
 You sure don't have to stall, Lawd, Lawd
 If you don't want me, Mama
 You sure don't have to stall
 'Cause I can get more women
 Than a passenger train can haul
 Yodelaeeeo...
 I'm gonna buy me a pistol
 Just as long as I'm tall
 I'm gonna buy me a pistol, Lawd, Lawd
 Just as long as I'm tall
 I'm gonna shoot poor Thelma
 Just to see her jump and fall
 Yodelaeeeo...
 I'm going where the water drinks like cherry wine
 I'm going where the water drinks like cherry wine
 'Cause the Georgia water tastes like terpentine
 I'm gonna buy me a shotgun with a big long shiny barrel
 I'm gonna buy me a shotgun with a big long shiny barrel
 I'm gonna that round dog that stole away my gal
 Yodelaeeeo...
 Rather drink muddy water, sleep in a hollow log
 Rather drink muddy water a sleep in a hollow log
 Than to be in Atlanta treated like a dirty dog
 Yodelaeeeo...