Sgt. Major

Wake up Major
 And stitch on your hat
 You fell outta bed
 Then you landed in the cash
 So what's in your diary today?
 Call on your main man
 What can he do for you?
 Hang out with stupid
 So you can tell him what to do
 Major this is your day
 Living alone
 In a jar never gets you very far
 He can read your mind
 Make you feel alright
 Sgt. Major knows what you want
 Knows what you are
 One day you'll be a star
 Yeah the major
 Knows what you want
 Take out your paper
 Throw it away
 Everything is useless
 Ain't got a lot to say
 Major, this is your way
 Major is drowning 'cause
 He opened his mouth
 He starts to explain it
 But nothing's coming out
 Major, what can you say
 Hope that you like who you are
 Cause living alone
 In a jar never gets you very far
 He can read your mind
 Make you feel alright
 Sgt. Major knows what you want
 Knows what you are
 One day you'll be a star
 Yeah the Major knows what you want
 I know you think you made it
 I know what I'm meant to say
 But while you looked in the mirror
 I was getting away
 To you there is nothing to say
 He can read your mind
 Make you feel alright
 Sgt. Major knows what you want
 Knows what you are
 One day you'll be a star
 Yeah the major knows
 What you want