(I'm Just a) Redneck In a Rock and Roll Bar

Well, hello boogie palace
 I'm sittin' here alone
 Listening to the music
 Of electric saxophone
 Now they ain't no sexy dresses
 And they ain't no beehive hair
 Just boys who look like girls
 Who look like boys who look like Cher
 I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar
 I miss the fiddle and a steel guitar
 They're starin' at me like a bug in a jar
 I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar
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 I stopped in here to have a beer
 To ask some gal to dance
 Well, I been waiting patient
 Now and I ain't had the chance
 'Cause they ain't played any Waltzes
 Nothing like a Texas Swing
 And with no belly rubbin' music
 How in the hell can I do my thing?
 I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar
 I miss the fiddle and a steel guitar
 They're starin' at me like a bug in a jar
 I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar
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 Well, goodbye boogie Palace
 I'm a-getting out of here
 Back to country music
 And back to Lone Star beer
 Where the women look like women
 And they dress so you can tell
 And the men are good old boys
 Just drinkin' beer and raising hell
 I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar
 I miss the fiddle and a steel guitar
 They're starin' at me like a bug in a jar
 I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar
 I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar
 I miss the fiddle and a steel guitar
 They're starin' at me like a bug in a jar