Another Puff

I know there's a lotta talk going around today
 About cigarette smoking whittling your life away
 I've seen it and I've heard it so many times
 That finally it just started to prey on my mind
 I guess it scared me a little bit
 That's why I decided I was gonna quit
 So while I was sitting here forming my battle plan
 I took another puff and turned on the fan
 I just sat there in my easy chair
 And thought of all the money I'd wasted on cigarettes all these years
 I thought how I'd spend the rest of my days
 After I kick this habit my body craves
 Said to myself this ain't gonna be so tough
 With that little bit of assurance
 I took another puff
 I took a puff, a puff, then I ripped off another puff
 I decided I'd about had about enough
 That breaking this habit won't be too tough
 Now I've give a lot of thought to this thing
 If I didn't smoke cigarettes I'd feel just like a king
 Besides with the price going up every day
 I knew I was just throwing all my good money away
 You know I ain't lit one in an hour or so?
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 Just wanted to make sure I could quit you know
 I was thinking maybe I oughta write all this down
 Put it in a song kinda circulate it around
 Can't ever tell it might make a hit
 And that redneck Hall did a little bit
 Can you imagine me a hit songwriter!
 Now where's... where'd I put that cigarette lighter?
 After all it's a habit and a habit you can break
 Just a little bit of willpower son that's all it takes
 I said to myself you got to be tough!
 And with that little bit of wisdom
 I took another puff
 I took a puff, and then a puff, then I finally ripped off another puff
 And I decided boy this ain't gonna be tough
 Besides I'd just about had enough
 I'm about ready to quit this rotten habit anyway
 Oh I think they ought to take it offa television
 It looks too good! Ow!
 I like them skinny ones with the filter
 Oh give it to me! Give it to me!
 Cigarettes... I say if I quit smoking what'll I do?
 Maybe I'll eat
 Yeah I'll eat cigarettes
 Ahh, I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it
 Chester B don't smoke, he smokes logs!
 Makes you laugh funny too
 Oh my throat's scratchin', oh
 I wish I could think of something bad to say about cigarettes
 Boo on cigarettes, don't smoke don't smoke don't smoke
 You quit smoking that'll leave more for me!
 I love it I love it, no I don't love cigarettes ya know
 Don't misunderstand me I hate cigarettes
 Makes ya cough, and when ya don't smoke it makes ya shake
 I don't know what's worse, the shake or the cough
 I think I'll make me a coughshake, oh!
 Son did you ever smoke?
 Oh I remember one time I quit smoking
 I quit for three months
 My wife left me
 So did my children
 She took my house and left
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