Alright Guy

Todd Snider
 You know just the other morning I was hanging around in my house
 I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked
 I was checkin' it out
 Just then a friend of mine came through the door
 Said she never pegged me for a scumbag before
 She said she didn't ever wanna see me anymore
 And I still don't know why
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 I think I'm an alright guy
 I think I'm an alright guy
 I just wanna live until I gotta die
 I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try
 I think I'm an alright guy
 I think I'm alright
 Now maybe I'm dirty and maybe I smoke a little dope
 But it ain't like I'm going on T.V. and tearing up pictures of the Pope
 I know I get wild I know I get drunk
 But it ain't like I gotta lot of bodies in my trunk
 My old man used to call me a no good punk
 And I still don't why
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 You know just the other night these cops pulled me over outside a bar
 They turned on their lights and said hey kid get out of the car
 I was only joking when I called 'em a couple of dicks
 But still they made me do the stupid human tricks
 And now I'm stuck in this cell with a bunch of dumb hicks
 And I still don't why
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