Perfect Girl - Moonshine Remix

Home alone the other night I get to drinking
 And thinking about the woman of this old world,
 Well I known quite a few but between me and you
 I ain't never met the perfect girl,
 They either ain't that fun or way too young
 Or they ain't got a lick of sense
 Well I dunno if she exist but I'm making up a list
 That I'm checking 'em all against
 Well she gotta be five foot eleven, she smells like heaven
 She was born in '86 or maybe '87
 She got full intention of getting her Ph.D.
 She got a big ol' dually, a countrified booty
 She's a certified bona fide cold blooded cutie
 If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
 Won't you tell her 'bout me
 Won't you tell her 'bout me
 Well I don't mean to sound picky
 But relationships are tricky
 And I'm looking for a perfect fit,
 I want a smoking hot honey
 With a whole lot of money
 Who's favorite thing is sharing it,
 Well you can't really miss her
 Hell she may be your sister
 But whoever she might be,
 You'd be a real life saver
 If you do me one favor
 And put in a good word for me
 She gotta be five foot eleven, she smells like heaven
 She measures thirty six twenty four thirty seven
 She got full intention of financially supporting me
 She got a big ol' dually, a countrified booty
 And she don't get mad if I watch dirty movies
 If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
 Won't you tell her 'bout me
 You can tell her that I'm all alone and to call me if she would
 You can tell her anything as long as it's all good
 Well she gotta be five foot eleven, she smells like heaven
 Lets me do what I want to twenty four seven
 She got full intention of letting me be me
 And you know she got a big ol' dually, a countrified booty
 Yeah she thinks cleaning house is the woman's duty
 If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
 Won't you tell her 'bout me
 Won't you tell her 'bout me