Beer For Breakfast

Perhaps you went out drinkin'
 And you're hurtin' pretty good
 This mornin's got you feeling
 Like you never thought you would
 You've tried it all from Tylenol
 To vitamins and more
 But I'll let you in on somethin'
 That'll cure it all for sure
 I said, it's beer for breakfast
 The hangover remedy
 The only one that's guaranteed
 To end your misery
 You know, I've heard a lot of different sorts of wives' tales recipes
 Down here in Texas
 It's beer for breakfast
 I've seen 'em all hunched over
 Praying to that toilet seat
 Not knowing all they had to do was pop the top and drink
 Make sure it's cold cause warm beer only magnifies the hurt
 Yeah, one sure helps
 But two cold beers
 Is guaranteed to work
 I said, it's beer for breakfast
 The hangover fix
 The only remedy that's guaranteed to do the trick
 You know that whiskey's way too risky
 And you'd probably just get sick
 So, down here in Texas
 It's beer for breakfast
 Come on!
 Well, it's beer for breakfast
 The hangover cure
 The only thing I know that's guaranteed to work for sure
 So y'all can keep all y'all's mimosas
 Or your coffee and liquor
 'Cause down here in Texas
 It's beer for breakfast
 Down here in Texas
 It's been for breakfast