Victoria's Secret - Piano Stripped

God, I wish somebody would've told me
 When I was younger that all bodies aren't the same
 Photoshop, itty bitty models on magazine covers
 Told me I was overweight
 I stopped eating, what a bummer
 Can't have carbs in a hot girl summer
 If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger
 I'd say, "Psst"
 I know Victoria's secret
 And girl, you wouldn't believe
 She's an old man who lives in Ohio
 Making money off of girls like me
 Cashing in on body issues
 Selling skin and bones with big boobs
 I know Victoria's secret
 She was made up by a dude, oh
 She was made up by a dude, a dude
 Victoria was made up by a dude
 I wish somebody would've told me that thighs of thunder
 Meant normal human thighs
 The fucking pressure I was under
 To lose my appetite
 And fight the cellulite
 With hunger games like every night
 If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger
 I'd say
 I know Victoria's secret
 And girl, you wouldn't believe
 She's an old man who lives in Ohio
 Making money off of girls like me
 Cashing in on body issues
 Selling skin and bones with big boobs
 I know Victoria's secret
 She was made up by a dude, oh
 She was made up by a dude, a dude
 Victoria was made up by
 I know Victoria's secret
 And girl, you wouldn't believe
 She's an old man who lives in Ohio
 Making money off of girls like me
 Cashing in on body issues
 Selling skin and bones with big boobs
 I know Victoria's secret
 She was was never made for me and you