Drink & Dial

Well, my good buddy John likes to tie one on
 And get drunk on Friday nights
 And he? s just fine till the beer and shine combine
 Then he? s Jekyll and Hyde
 Starts cussin? bout his boss and the job he lost
 And what he? d like to say to him
 Then he reaches for his cell says what the hell
 And that? s when I step in and I say
 Friends don? t let their friends drink and dial
 Don? t let their fingers do the walkin? when they? re whiskey wild
 ? Cause they? re gonna wake up in the morning
 With a poundin? in their heads
 And they? re gonna wish to God
 They could take back all the things they said
 So when you see your buddy reachin? for the phone
 Say friend wait awhile? cause friends don? t let their friends drink and dial
 Well, my sister Diane lost her man
 To her best old ex-girlfriend
 Now the only time he crosses her mind
 Is when the margaritas set in
 She? ll start thinkin? bout his blue eyes winkin?
 And how he used to rock her world
 She steps out in the hall to make booty call
 And I say hold on girl because
 Friends don? t let their friends drink and dial
 Don? t let their fingers do the walkin? when they? re whiskey wild
 ? Cause they? re gonna wake up in the morning
 With a poundin? in their heads
 And they? re gonna wish to God
 They could take back all the things they said
 So when you see your buddy reachin? for the phone
 Say friend wait awhile? cause friends don? t let their friends drink and dial
 It ain? t ever been a good idea
 To reach out and touch someone
 When you? re flying high half outta of your mind
 Blowin? a .21 and I say
 Friends don? t let their friends drink and dial
 Don? t let their fingers do the walkin? when they? re whiskey wild
 ? Cause they? re gonna wake up in the morning
 With a poundin? in their heads
 And they? re gonna wish to God
 They could take back all the things they said
 So when you see your buddy reachin? for the phone
 Say friend wait awhile? cause friends don? t let their friends drink and dial
 You know friends don? t let their friends drink and dial