Play With Your Poodle

Play With Your Poodle
 Now lend an ear folks while I sing this song,
 Don't get mad, I don't mean no harm!
 I want to play with your poodle,
 I want to play with your poodle,
 I want to play with your poodle,
 I mean your little poodle dog!
 Yes, that little poodle got a long shaggy tail,
 Well I tried to buy him but he wasn't for sale!
 Can I play with your poodle?
 Can I play with your poodle?
 Can I play with your poodle?
 I mean your little poodle dog!
 Oh, when I went down to town with my hat in my hand,
 I was lookin' for a woman, didn't have no man!
 I want to play with your poodle,
 I want to play with your poodle,
 I want to play with your poodle,
 I mean your little poodle dog!
 Yes, two old maids that were layin' in a bed,
 Well, one turned over, this is what she said;
 "Can I play with your poodle?
 Can I play with your poodle?
 Can I play with your poodle?
 I mean your little poodle dog!".
 Now Lily ol' woman, what you tryin' to do?
 Tryin' to lower my brother and lower me too!
 Wanna play with your poodle,
 I wanna play with your poodle,
 I wanna play with your poodle,
 I mean your little poodle dog!
 Play it loud!