Island Girls

Yeah, hahahaha... whooooo, s***!
 (aight)
 Guess what? I ain't coming in yet...
 I'll come in a minute
 Ayo... This is my love song... it goes like this
 Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark
 This is how we used to make the party start
 We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark
 And when it, kicks in you can hardly talk
 And by the, sixth gin you're gonna probably crawl
 And you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barf
 And my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fall
 Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall
 And everything's spinning
 You're beginin' to think women
 are swimming in pink linen again in the sink
 Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished
 You are now allowed to officially slap bitches
 You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'
 Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' you
 Get in your car, start it, and start drivin'
 Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up
 Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot
 Looking at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of it
 All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin'
 And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it
 Let me out of this place
 I'm outta place
 I'm in outer space
 I've just vanished without a trace
 I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow
 I'll be back in an hour or so
 'Cause every time I go to try to leave
 Someone keeps pullin' on my sleeve
 I don't wanna, but I gotta stay
 These drugs really got a hold of me
 'Cause every time I try to tell them "no"
 They won't let me ever let them go
 I'm a sucker all I gotta say
 These drugs really got a hold of me
 In third grade, all I used to do
 Was sniff glue through a tube and play Rubic's cube
 17 years later I'm as Rude as Jude
 Scheming on the first chick with the hugest boobs
 I've got no game
 And every face looks the same
 They've got no name
 So I don't need game to play
 I just say whatever I want to whoever I want
 Whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want
 However, I do show some respect to few
 As ecstasy got me standing next to you
 Getting sentimental as f*** spillin' guts to you
 We just met
 But I think I'm in love with you
 But you're on it too
 So you tell me you love me too
 Wake up in the morning like "yo, what the f*** we do?"
 I gotta go *****
 You know I have stuff to do
 'Cause if I get caught cheatin' then I'm stuck with you
 But in the long run
 These drugs are probably going to catch up sooner or later
 But f*** it, I'm on one
 So let's enjoy
 Let the X destroy your spinal cord
 So it's not a straight line no more
 'Til we walk around looking like some wind-up dolls
 S***'s sticking out of our backs like a dinosaur
 S***, six hits won't even get me high no more
 So bye for now
 I'm going to try to find some more
 That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow
 When you swallow it all wallow and drown in your sorrow
 And tomorrow you're probably going to want to do it again
 What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? Screw it
 And what's a little bit of alcohol poisoning?
 And what's a little fight?
 Tomorrow you'll be boys again
 It's your life
 Live it however you wanna
 Marijuana is everywhere
 Where was you brought up?
 It don't matter as long as you get where you're going
 'Cause none of the s*** is going to mean s*** where we're going
 They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoring
 Even though you wake up feeling like s*** every morning
 But you're young
 You've got a lot of drugs to do
 Girls to screw
 Parties to crash
 Sucks to be you
 If I could take it all back now, I wouldn't
 I would have did more s*** that people said that I shouldn't
 But I'm all grown up now and upgraded and graduated
 Did better drugs and updated
 But I've still got a lot of growing up to do
 I've still got a whole lot of throwing up to spew
 But when it's all said and done I'll be 40
 Before I know it with a 40 on the porch telling stories
 With a bottle of Jack
 Two grandkids in my lap
 Babysitting for Hailie while Hailie's out getting smashed
 Drugs really got a hold of me
 They really got a hold of me
 'Cause drugs really got a hold of me
 They really got a hold of me