Pardon Me - Acoustic

Pardon me while I burst...
 A decade ago,
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 I never thought I would be,
 At twenty-three, on the verge of
 Spontaneous combustion. -Woe-is-me.-
 But I guess that it comes
 With the territory,
 An ominous landscape of
 Never-ending calamity.
 I need you to hear,
 I need you to see
 That I have had all I can take and
 Exploding seems like an imminent possibility
 To me.
 So pardon me while I burst
 Into flames.
 I've had enough of the world
 And its people's mindless games.
 So pardon me while I burn
 And rise above the flame.
 Pardon me, pardon me...
 I'll never be the same!
 Not two days ago,
 I was having a look
 In a book
 And I saw a picture of a guy
 Fried up above his knee.
 I said, "I can relate,"
 Cause lately I've been thinking of combustication
 As a welcome vacation from
 The burdens of
 The planet Earth.
 Like gravity, hypocrisy,
 And the perils of being in 3-D...
 But thinking so much differently.
 Pardon me while I burst
 Into flames.
 I've had enough of the world
 And its people's mindless games.
 So pardon me while I burn
 And rise above the flame.
 Pardon me, pardon me...
 I'll never be the same!
 Never be the same, yeah...
 Pardon me, while I burst into flames...
 Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me.
 So pardon me while I burst
 Into flames.
 I've had enough of the world
 And its people's mindless games.
 So pardon me while I burn
 And rise above the flame.
 Pardon me, pardon me...
 I'll never be the same!
 Never be the same, yeahh!!