Million $ Man

I am the million dollar man
 Will somebody catch me while you can?
 I'm not afraid to be alone
 All I need is water and a bone
 Why don't you sink your teeth right in
 The story of the hopeful next of kin
 And you will want to ride with me
 'cause I'm good company
 I am the million dollar man
 Will somebody touch me while you can?
 Apply powder to my face
 Anything you see can be replaced
 You can be my only heir
 If you're not happy with my hair
 If you pay a minor fee
 You can ride with me
 I am the million dollar man
 Will somebody show me where to stand?
 I'm not afraid to be alone
 All I need is water and a phone
 I am only half a man
 I have only half a plan
 If you want to ride with me
 I'll keep you company
 Can I have a show of hands
 To know how much I'm in demand
 I will always be on time
 I am yours I am not mine
 I am the million dollar man
 Will somebody touch me while you can
 I am only here to please
 I'll be on my knees
 I'm the second in command
 I'm the freshest ever canned
 Be there on my wedding day
 Then I'll have to run away
 I am the million dollar man
 Somebody catch me while you can
 Now it's time to cop a plea
 I will cut down every tree
 Yeah