Last to Know

Pumped up pecs and sticky skin
 Floors unswept and walls are thin
 Were you the last to know?
 Were you the last to go?
 Steroids in the cabinet
 A trophy wife with benefits
 Were you the last to know?
 Were you the last to go?
 Seat belt trumps the booster seat
 Bigger than you used to be
 Were you the last to know?
 Were you the last to go?
 The baby pacified
 The sailor crucified
 The kissing glorified
 The mother horrified
 Were you the last to know?
 Were you the last to go?
 You set the trap and locked your phone
 Then we became a palindrome
 Were you the last to know?
 Were you the last to go?
 A festival of paper shreds
 A bed for two is not a bed
 Were you the last to know?
 Were you the last to go?
 The baby pacified
 The sailor crucified
 The kissing glorified
 The mother horrified
 Were you the last to know?
 Were you the last to go?
 Applaud a pessimist
 You putting up a fist
 Employ a nihilist
 While teaching you to kiss
 Were you the last to know?
 Were you the last to go?
 Based on what I found out, it's a lie
 Based on what we both know, it's goodbye
 Money money money money sigh
 The music's stopped and I can't sing
 But I can get through anything
 Were you the last to know?
 Were you the last to go?