Whitewashing

I almost married your sister
 Just so we could be closer
 She was one of those pretty ugly babes
 And it was one of those sad happy days
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 I keep believing in these new old-fashioned ways
 If I'm pretty sure I'm not certain of anything
 And all the girls had the look of their own
 Stolen fashion days
 And all the boys looked mean in the sweetest ways
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 So get here fast
 And be early
 Before it's too late
 I almost married your sister
 Just so we could be closer
 It was one of those pretty ugly days
 She was one of those sad happy babes
 ♪
 I keep believing in these new old fangled ways
 But I'm pretty sure I'm not certain of anything
 'Cause all the girl looked sweet in the meanest ways
 And all the boys had to look through their cold
 Wooden plastic gaze
 So get here fast
 And be early
 Before it's too late
 I almost married your sister
 Just so we could be closer