Mr. Motivator

Repeat after me
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 I am I and I intend to go, go, go
 Like Connor McGregor with a samurai sword on rollerblades
 Like Vasyl Lomachenko after four pints of Gatorade
 Like Kathleen Hanna with bear claws grabbing Trump by the pussy
 Like Delia Smith after ten Chardonnays making me a nice cookie
 How d'you like them cliches?
 Let's seize the day
 All hold hands, chase the pricks away
 Let's seize the day
 All hold hands, chase the pricks away
 You can do it
 You can do it
 Yes you can
 Woo-hoo!
 I am I and I intend to go, go, go
 Like Frida Kahlo painting of the poor on your fuck off wall
 Like Tracey Emin in her unmade bed listening to The Fall
 Like Flava Flav in the club riding on the back of John Wayne
 Like David Attenborough clubbing seal clubbers with LeBron James
 How'd you like them cliches?
 Let's seize the day
 All hold hands, chase the pricks away
 Let's seize the day
 All hold hands, chase the pricks away
 You can do it
 You can do it
 You can do it
 Woo!
 It's all about the confidence
 You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
 You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
 You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
 You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
 You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
 You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
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 Let's seize the day
 All hold hands, chase the pricks away
 Let's seize the day
 All hold hands, chase the pricks away
 You can do it
 You can do it