The Girl Tried to Kill Me

Yo! I met this girl the other night
 Hype super-dope body and face, her mini-skirt tight
 Talkin' 'bout legs and lips, mind blowin' hips
 Had to cross my legs just to look at her tits
 Said she came out lookin' for some fun
 Looked me in my eyes and told me, I was the one
 I said, "Why?", she said I was fly
 Grabbed me by my hand and I thought I would die
 Said she wanted to take me home to make love
 Now that's the kind of rap that brothers dream of
 I said, "Fast, slow, hard or soft, baby?"
 She said, "All the above"
 This girl tried to kill me
 She didn't use a gun or a knife
 This girl tried to kill me
 Took me within a inch of my life
 Now, I ain't no sucker on the weak tip
 But let me tell you, she was on some motherfuckin' sex trip
 Took me to her crib that night, leather and spikes
 Broke out the rope and the dope strobe-light
 And started buggin', lightin' candles all over the room
 Then she did a backflip, landed on my dick
 I knew that I would be dead soon
 This girl tried to kill me
 She didn't use a gun or a knife
 This girl tried to kill me
 Took me within a inch of my life
 This girl tried to kill me
 She didn't use a bomb or a gun
 This girl tried to kill me
 Homeboys, watch out for this one
 Yo, my pants were on, but so what?
 She ripped off my shirt and tied my monkey-ass up
 Faster than I could say "No!"
 It was like a rodeo, I was with a sex nut
 I looked in her face
 She sweated and she grinned with delight
 And then she broke out a whip, I said, "Shit!"
 This girl had crazy plans for the night
 This girl tried to kill me
 She didn't use a bomb or a gun
 This girl tried to kill me
 Homeboys, watch out for this one
 This girl tried to kill me
 She didn't use a gun or a knife
 This girl tried to kill me
 Took me within a inch of my life
 Now whips ain't all that she had
 All kinda crazy shit was at this bitch's pad
 I'm talkin' about latex suits, spike-heeled boots
 Oversized vibrators so that she could get loose
 I said, "Don't-don't-don't whip me!
 I'll do anything you ask!"
 And then homegirl stripped, 38 tits
 Man you shoulda seen that ass
 This girl tried to kill me
 She didn't use a gun or a knife
 This girl tried to kill me
 Took me within a inch of my life
 This freak tried to kill me
 She didn't use a bomb or a gun
 This girl tried to kill me
 Homeboys, watch out for this one
 My dick was harder than a bulletproof vest
 She started pourin' baby oil on her chest
 And then she said, "Gimme, gimme, gimme"
 Jumped on my Jimmy, and rode me like the Wild West
 I almost passed out, then the front door cold bust in
 It was her fuckin' husband, six-foot ten
 I knew my life would soon end
 Homeboy tried to kill me
 He didn't use a bomb or a gun
 Homeboy tried to kill me, yo, yo, nowhere to run
 Homeboy tried to kill me
 He didn't use a gun or a knife
 Homeboy tried to kill me
 'Cause he had caught me fuckin' his wife
 Yo...