Nobody Likes The Opening Band

Oh, come and see the opening band
 Now that you've got your tickets
 And beverages in hand
 They look so tired, sound uninspired
 Guitars are secondhand
 'Cause no one likes an opening band
 Nobody likes the opening band
 Their set time's far too early
 And I've never heard of them
 And chances are they won't go far
 Career is sure to end
 'Cause no one likes an opening band
 Oh, unfamiliar things will make us nervous
 But singing here for you gives me a purpose, so...
 Take pity on the opening bands
 'Cause no one came to see them
 Except their mom and dad
 But if you lend an ear
 And give them just one little chance
 You may just like the
 You may just like the
 You may just like the opening band