New Disaster

Don't be that way 'cause I might be on that next train
 If I get around to it
 Oh no, Oh no, I'm so f**king undependable
 But you have to admit it's part of my charm
 Or at least I thought it was
 Forget I said it
 I'm ready for the next train wreck
 A new disaster
 'Cause I'm getting good at falling down and playing dead
 Don't play that game 'cause I can't be held responsible
 For any sort of injuries
 I don't wanna hear it
 She said, she said, "You're so f**king irresistible."
 As she lowered her head into her hands
 I guess it happened again
 I'm ready for the next train wreck
 A new disaster
 'Cause I'm getting good at falling down and playing dead
 I'm ready for the next train wreck
 A new disaster
 'Cause I'm getting good at falling down and playing dead
 A hurricane. A tornado. A forest fire. A falling piano.
 From out of a window. Where ever she goes. Pure disaster surely follows