Hound Dog Talks (hidden track)

Hound Dog Talks performed by Hound Dog Taylor
 From the album Hound Dog Taylor, Deluxe Edition
 Hound Dog: Bless your heart
 Ted: Hey, Taylor
 Hound Dog: I know you're going to live a long time, because...
 Ted: Mr. Taylor. Remember one thing.
 When I die, don't send me down to Hell. Oh, it's hot down there
 Hound Dog: I'm telling you one thing
 That's where you're gonna meet all your friends
 Ted: No, all my friends...
 Hound Dog: You go to Heaven
 You ain't gonna see a soul.
 You know, you gonna get a transfer, say
 "Hey," get down there and say "Hey, Ted".
 Some cat way over there. Some cat over there on fire going
 "Hey, Ted. I'm glad to see you." Man, that cat say...
 Ted: Man, I'm going up there, I know it
 Hound Dog: Cat say he went to heaven and wasn't
 Nothing happening. Not a thing.
 It wasn't nothing happening in heaven, period.
 He told them to, "Give me a transfer"
 Ted: I don't want to hear it
 Hound Dog: And he went to Hell, yeah, man, all his friends
 Used-to-be old ladies, he had his self a...
 They was having a ball in Hell
 It was hot, it was hot, but, hell, they didn't care.
 If you wanna have yourself some fun, Ted, when you die, go to hell!
 Oh boy, I ain't gonna see you 'cause I'm going to Heaven