Jesus Shot Me in the Head

Now I'm bound to Nazareth town
 With all those mistakes I've made
 For God is good, and it's understood, but he moves in mysterious ways
 He solved all fault bond, my rough, and rowdy friends
 In fact, I was getting wrecked in a Motel 6 when he showed up in the back
 So goodbye Sweet Genevieve, and goodbye my Tulsa friends
 But hey, everybody, did you hear the news?
 Jesus shot me in the head
 But just as well I was going to hell, I wasted everything
 No more shooting pool, no more getting drunk
 Now, I'm going to see the king
 So I'm on the road again
 Yes, I'm on the road again
 No more rolling down that wicked track
 I'm going to see the king
 But, oh Lord, I needed him
 Oh, Lord, I needed him
 Don't be late at those pearly gates
 Come on, let me in
 Spent some time in Jerusalem
 Where I tried my best to behave
 And I told the town how they cut him down
 And he rose up from the grave
 Would you believe they laughed at me
 Nor will they will not let me be
 Next thing I know, I was skipping stones on the Sea of Galilee
 So I'm on the road again
 Yes, I'm on the road again
 No more rolling down that wicked track
 I'm going to see the king
 But, oh Lord, I needed him
 Oh, Lord, I needed him
 Don't be late at those pearly gates
 Come on, let me in
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 A time will come when the chosen one
 He calls on us in thanks
 He loves us all, but the ones who fall hold a special place in his ranks
 At least I hope this is how it goes
 Since I'm just 'bout out of breath
 So hey everybody, did you hear the news?
 Jesus shot me in the head
 So I'm on the road again
 Yes, I'm on the road again
 No more rolling down that wicked track
 I'm going to see the king
 But, oh Lord, I needed him
 Oh, Lord, I needed him
 Don't be late at those pearly gates
 Come on, let me in
 So I'm on the road again
 Yes, I'm on the road again
 No more rolling down that wicked track
 I'm gonna see the king
 But, oh Lord, I needed him
 Oh, Lord, I needed him
 Don't be late at those pearly gates
 Come on, let me in