Let's Call the Whole Thing Off

You say either and I say either
 You say neither I say neither
 Either either, neither neither
 Let's call the whole thing off
 You say potato I say patattah
 You say tomato I say creole tomatah
 Let's call the whole thing off
 Oh, if we call the whole thing off
 Then we must part and
 Oh, if we ever part
 That would break my heart
 I say ursta you say oyster
 I'm not gonna stop eatin urstas
 Just cause you say oysters,
 Let's call the whole thing off
 I say pajamas you say pajamas
 Sugar, what's the problem?
 For we know we need each other so
 We'd better call the calling off off
 Oh let's call it off, oh let's call it off
 Oh let's call it off, baby let's call it off
 Sugar why don't we call it off,
 I'm talking baby why call it off
 Let's call the whole thing off