If I Were A Bell

Ask me how do I feel
 now that we're cosy and clinging
 Well sir, all I can say, is if I were a bell I'd be ringing!
 From the moment we kissed tonight
 That's the way I've just gotta behave
 Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light
 And If I were a banner I'd wave!
 Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing
 Well sir, all I can say is if gate I'd be swinging!
 And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs!
 Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding!
 Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning.
 Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning!
 Yes, I knew my moral would crack
 From the wonderful way that you looked!
 Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack!
 Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!
 Ask me how do I feel,
 now that we're fondly caressing
 Well, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing
 Oh, If I were a season
 I shortly be spring
 Yes, or if I were a bell I'd go
 ding dong, ding dong ding!