Why Can't We All Just Get A Longneck?/Jambalaya

There's crime in the city streets
 Always trouble in the middle east
 How do we let things get so out of hand
 Just watching the evening news
 That would give anybody the blues
 The more I know, I think, the less I understand
 Chours:
 Oh, why can't we all just get a long neck?
 And make a toast to peace and harmony
 Why why cant we all just get a long neck?
 See how good gettin' along might be
 I'd like to buy the world a round
 In a honky tonk on neutral ground
 Where we can see inside we're all the same
 Pop a top and let the good times pour
 'Til we forget what we're fighting for
 I'll ask again could someone please explain?
 Chorus:
 Oh why can't we all just get a long neck?
 And make a toast to peace and harmony
 Why why cant we all just get a long neck?
 See how good gettin' along might be
 And different as we may be
 We're all one big family
 Can't we just agree we're gonna disagree?!
 Chorus:
 Oh why can't we all just get a long neck?
 And make a toast to peace and harmony
 Why Why why cant we all just get a long neck?
 See how good gettin' along can be
 And see how good getting along could be
 Que Pasa!