This Ain't Dallas

This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty
 This is a real-life two job working family
 And I ain't J.R. You ain't Suellen
 We're just a man and a woman holding things together
 I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five
 I don't have a new Mercedes car or a chauffer to drive
 My wife ain't out shoppin' with a country club queen
 Cause she's workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three
 And this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty
 This is a real-life two job working family
 And I ain't J.R. You ain't Suellen
 We're just a man and a woman holding things together
 Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream
 You know J.R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam
 Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan they're a sight to see
 My ole lady said, "I know what you're thinkin'"
 I said "Now honey, don'tcha know all of that is on TV
 And this ain't Dallas, this ain't Dynasty
 This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee
 And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen
 Nah We're just man and woman holding things together
 No this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty
 This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee
 I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen
 Nah just man and woman holding this thing together
 And we're just a man and woman holding this thing together