The Cheatin' Hotel

When you check in the cheatin' hotel, you'll be back
 For another spin at the wheel and a race at the track
 They're off and runnin' down at the bar
 This is Heather - This is John
 They're all down at the cheatin' hotel lookin' for fun
 Yea I'm the bartender in here and it's quite a scene
 The women get dressed to kill and slip off their rings
 Their husbands meet them an hour later
 She'll have friends all around the table
 And introduce the old man as one of her latest flings
 Then they go out on the dance floor
 Now there's a new man to sway for
 And touch and talk and sip some more red wine
 Then the slow dances get much closer
 And now's the time for low words
 That guy there with your wife's my husband but it's OK
 Then I watch all of them leave
 Then they share a stare and a squeeze
 Now I don't know if it's wrong or right
 I'm sure it feels good at the time
 But if you keep on playin' this game you'll lose your mind
 'Cause they're thinkin' about him or her
 Then they feel like a piece of dirt
 It's time to check out of the cheatin' hotel and go home for good
 We get quite a few attractive lonely wives
 They come in the bar together about six forty-five
 And sit down and say with their eyes
 My friend and I are lookin' for a good time
 It don't take long to find a couple of guys at the cheatin' hotel
 And then they go out on the dance floor
 Now they got a new man to sway for
 And touch and talk and sip some more red wine
 Then the slow dances get much closer
 And now they whisper low words
 Are you married, why yes I am but that's OK
 And they know it's really not, look at all the trouble they got
 If you check in the cheatin' hotel
 Somebody somewhere's gonna tell
 And you'll be in the room from hell and you can't get away
 The light blinks on and off
 Bartender last round for us all
 Oh they had a mighty hard fall down here at the cheatin' hotel