That's How They Do It In Dixie

Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots
 Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots
 Lord, pinch me
 That's how they do it in Dixie
 Electric slidin' on a sawdust floor
 Long-neck chaser for a shot of hard core whiskey
 That's how they do it in Dixie
 Little red Geo, stickers on the window says, "Sugar n' spice"
 Baby, crank the bass up, ride it 'til you shake up
 Those pink fur dice
 (Oh, ain't that nice?)
 Down to the river to go for a dip
 Rollin' them Levis off of her hip
 Goin' big Kenny skinny
 That's how they do it in Dixie
 (Splish-splash)
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 Watermelon lip-gloss, kiss beneath the swamp moss
 On a moonlit night
 Bubble gum perfume, well-placed tattoo
 Above her hinny-high
 (Oh my!)
 Belly button danglin', a 20 minute tan
 You know, I'll go on Jerry Springer if you hit on my man
 That girl will throw a hissy
 That's how they do it in Dixie
 Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots
 Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots
 Lord, pinch me
 That's how they do it in Dixie (yeah, yeah, yeah)
 Y'all, that's how we do it in Dixie
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 Whoo, I love them girls
 In Dixie
 That's how we do it in Dixie
 That's right, class, that's how we do it in Dixie
 Whoo, my little Bocephus came out better
 Bocephus for president
 President of the honky-tonk
 Aw, had some good rowdy friends on this one