Please Make Up Your Mind

When I agree with you baby it makes you mad and when I don't it makes you sad
 When I argue back you pack and leave and when I don't you pout in grieve
 There just ain't nobody knows what I go through
 Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do
 You say get out and I'd better stay gone
 Then you have a big policeman drag me back home
 You holler good and loud put him in the calaboose
 Then you cry and ask the judge won't you please turn him loose
 The good Lord only knows what I go through
 Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do
 My life with you baby has been one hard knock
 Lord my head looks like an old chop block
 And I'll tell you right now honey that ain't all
 You done kicked me till I feel like a used football
 There just ain't nobody knows what I go through
 Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do
 You knock me down and then you pick me up
 Honey do you have to love so doggone rough
 I wish to my soul you'd slow down the pace
 Cause I tell you right now the hide's gettin' sca'ce
 There just ain't nobody knows what I go through
 Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do
 Why when I married you, you were such a meek little thing
 But honey among tigers you'd be queen
 If a poor little rabbit had you on his side
 Every hound in the country would crawl off and hide
 There just ain't nobody knows what I go through
 Will you please make up your mind
 What in the confounded cat hair you want me to do