Liquor To Like Her

It takes a whole lot of liquor
 To like her
 Thats why I drink all the time
 It takes a whole lot of liquor
 To like her
 But when I'm liquored up
 I like her just fine
 She wants to tell me where to go
 Tell me what to do
 Tell me what to eat
 And how loud I can chew
 She even wants to tell me
 What thoughts I oughta think
 It used to drive me crazy
 Till it drove me to drink
 It takes a whole lot of liquor
 To like her
 Thats why I drink all the time
 It takes a whole lot of liquor
 To like her
 But when I'm liquored up
 I like her just fine
 Well shes such a pretty thing
 You'd think shes heaven sent
 She's the quarrelsome kind
 Love's an argument
 She could yell all day
 She can scream all night
 I just sit there smilin
 As high as a kite
 It takes a whole lot of liquor
 To like her
 Thats why I drinking all the time
 It takes a whole lot of liquor
 To like her
 But when I'm liquored up
 I like her just fine
 This drinking buddy of mine
 Said he met a girl
 Said she was the meanest
 Woman in the world
 I saw her pretty picture
 I said man your poking fun
 Then the day I met her
 I said pour me one
 It takes a whole lot of liquor
 To like her
 Thats why I drink all the time
 It takes a whole lot of liquor
 To like her
 But when I'm liquored up
 I like her just fine
 You may look down your nose at me
 Think I'm an old sorry
 Son of a b
 The only way I'm giving up
 My drinking glass is if I can
 Find a way to get her off my back
 Spoken: Your wife's on the phone.
 Little brown jug upon my lips
 Your saving our love
 With every sip
 It takes a whole lot of liquor
 To like her
 Thats why I drink all the time
 It takes a whole lot of liquor
 To like her
 But when I'm liquored up
 I like her just fine
 Every time I get sober
 She drives me out of my mind
 It takes a whole lot of liquor
 To like her
 But when I'm liquored up
 I like her just fine
 But when I'm liquored up
 I like her just fine
 But when I'm liquored up
 Hell I love her