I'll Be a Bachelor 'Til I Die

Well, howdy there neighbor
 How is everybody at your house?
 Here we are back for another visit for another Garden Sparks program
 The program that always brings along your favorite singers
 And just to prove that we do have your favorites
 Here is our guest for the day, Hank Williams
 Thank you, Grant, thank you, Grant
 Welcome friends and neighbors
 Here we are we're gonna pick your few tunes
 Here we hope you're gonna enjoy 'em
 We're gonna start off with a little nod with a song of mine called
 I'll Be a Bachelor Till the Day I Die
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 I'll take you to the picture show and babe I'll hold your hand
 I'll sit up in your parlor, let you cool me with your fan
 I'll listen to your troubles and pet you when you cry
 But get that marryin' out of your head, I'll be a bachelor till I die
 Well, I don't mind going out and playing around if that will bring you fun
 But somehow I can't understand how one and one makes one
 I like to cuddle near you and listen to you lie
 But get that marryin' out of your head, I'll be a bachelor till I die
 Now, if you want a helpmate, you're just wastin' lots of time
 'Cause I'm afraid of church bells, how they scare me when they chime
 I've seen those married people just up and say goodbye
 So get that marryin' out of your head, I'll be a bachelor till I die
 This freedom's mighty precious in this land of liberty
 And I've seen what matrimony's done to better men than me
 I don't mind keepin' company with the apple of my eye
 But keep that marryin' out of your head, I'll be a bachelor till I die