I'd Love To Knock The Hell Out Of You

Oh I'd love to knock the hell out of you
 And if you keep messin around I'm going to
 So if you're looking for trouble
 Tell you what you do
 Come over and get the shit knocked out of you
 Now I have always been a peaceful man
 But I get hostile if you screw up my plans
 Do unto others as you like done to you
 Believe me brother that is the golden rule
 I've been through windows, doors, tv's, and chairs
 But I never let go
 And I pulled out most of their hair
 Now I've mellowed a lot since then
 So it takes two seconds
 For me to knock the hell right out of you
 Oh I'd love to knock the hell out of you
 And if you keep pushin my button I'm going to
 So if you're looking for trouble
 Tell you what you do
 Come over and get some shit knocked out of you
 Now ladies and gentelmen
 I know that David Allen Coe thought he had the Perfect Country and Western song
 But you don't have to talk about
 Drinking, or prison, or dying, or divorce
 All you have to talk about is
 The basic deep down human emotion
 We all feel inside
 That's why this is the
 Perfect Country and Western Song
 Cause I'd love to knock the hell right out of you
 Yes sir right away!