Hank Hill Is The King

He's got the whitest legs this side of Montana
 Never seen a situation he couldn't handle
 No he'll never give in and he always helps his friends
 But the world today sure looks strange to him
 His trade mark his big square grey glasses
 He wears t-shirts he don't care about high fashion
 When he plays his guitar, in his mind he's a star
 I'm telling you Hank Hill is the king
 Cause a hick is a hick (a hick is a hick)
 And a dude is a dude (a dude is a dude)
 A squirrel is a squirrel and a nut is a nut and I love his attitude
 There's only one show that's worth a damn on the tube
 Yeah he's my hero, a man I'd be proud to know
 I'm telling you Hank Hill is the king
 Now our kind of food is barbeque and steaks
 We hate jet skis and beaches
 We like fishing boats and lakes
 Close as heaven I can go is watching hunting and fishing shows
 And hanging out down at the hardware store
 Now Texas that is one beautiful place
 We don't have as many weirdos as New York and L.A,
 We got our ideology and politics just right you see
 He's our only hope, a man we'd be proud tp know
 I'm telling you Hank Hill is the king
 Cause a hick is a hick (a hick is a hick)
 And a dude is a dude (a dude is a dude)
 A freak is a freak and a nut is a nut and I love his attitude
 There's only one show that's worth a damn on the tube
 Yeah he's my hero, a man I'd be proud to know
 I'm telling you Hank Hill is the king
 Hank Hill is the king