Don Juan D'Bubba

He wears tall black boots
 Has Porter Wagoner suits
 Got a four wheeler, that's all wrong
 Now his palace is a lot
 On a rough, rocky top
 And a bright red bobo on
 He flies the red, white and blue
 And I'm telling you
 He knows how to honky tonk all night
 When he pulls up in his truck
 All the guys are out of luck
 The girls know his reputation is fine
 He's Don Juan D'Bubba
 He's got a Spanish mother
 But his daddy worked in a coal mine
 He cooks squirrel hors d'oeuvres
 And he only serves
 The very cheapest supermarket wine
 Now he's cool as a rule
 He's nobody's fool
 If there's a party
 He's the first to be found
 Don Juan D'Bubba
 The hillbilly lover
 Blue Ribbon country hound
 He's a playboy true
 And he pitches his woo
 To a different girl every night
 He's a practical joker
 A smooth talkin' stroker
 A real man if you want a fight
 And when he gets on a roll
 He puts on a show
 Barnum and Bailey ain't never seen
 He is fine and dandy
 Handsome and handy
 Bubba's in every country girl's dream
 He's Don Juan D'Bubba
 He's got a Spanish mother
 But his daddy worked in a coal mine
 He cooks you squirrel hors d'oeuvres
 And he only serves
 The very cheapest supermarket wine
 Now he's cool as a rule
 Nobody's fool
 Make him the man you don't want to be around
 Don Juan D'Bubba
 The legendary lover
 Blue Ribbon country hound
 Don Juan D'Bubba
 The legendary lover
 Blue Ribbon country hound