Dinosaur

Hey man, them ain't high heel sneakers
 And they sure don't look like cowboy boots
 And that ain't rock and roll you're playin'
 And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues
 You're singin' a song about making love to your drummer
 Well, gay guitar pickers don't turn me on
 And we don't all get into Donna Summer
 Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams' songs?
 'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur
 I should've died out a long time before
 Have pity on a dinosaur
 Hand me my hat, excuse me, man, but where's the door?
 
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 Used to be, I had a lot of fun in this old hang-out
 We'd get stoned at the jukebox and stay out of fights
 Now and then, we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back
 Ah, then a little old Jim Beam, and we'd get right
 And you know these flashin' lights sure make me dizzy
 And this disco's very strange to my ears
 It looks like they've turned The Longhorn into a spaceship
 And I'll be leavin' just as soon as I finish this beer
 'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur
 Should've died out a long time before
 There's a whole lot of dinosaurs
 So give us our hats and excuse me, man, but where's the door?
 Get us our hats, 'scuse me, man, where's the door?
 
 Hey man, them ain't high heel sneakers
 And they sure don't look like cowboy boots
 And that ain't rock and roll you're playin'
 And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues
 You're singin' a song about making love to your drummer
 Well, gay guitar pickers don't turn me on
 And we don't all get into Donna Summer
 Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams' songs?
 'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur
 I should've died out a long time before
 Have pity on a dinosaur
 Hand me my hat, excuse me, man, but where's the door?
 
 ♪
 Used to be, I had a lot of fun in this old hang-out
 We'd get stoned at the jukebox and stay out of fights
 Now and then, we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back
 Ah, then a little old Jim Beam, and we'd get right
 And you know these flashin' lights sure make me dizzy
 And this disco's very strange to my ears
 It looks like they've turned The Longhorn into a spaceship
 And I'll be leavin' just as soon as I finish this beer
 'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur
 Should've died out a long time before
 There's a whole lot of dinosaurs
 So give us our hats and excuse me, man, but where's the door?
 Get us our hats, 'scuse me, man, where's the door?