Big Top Women

A is for apricot
 B is for blossom
 C is for cantelope
 D is for dog-gone awesome
 E is extremely blessed and endowed
 F is for fabulous
 That's what this song's all about
 Big top women sure do bounce around
 I love to see them walkin' up and down
 The steps of the courthouse make you go downtown
 I had to get some new tags
 My plates had done run out
 I had to get some new tags
 My plates had done run out
 And the tax assesor certainly left no doubt
 That the big top women sure do bounce around
 I love to see them walkin' up and down
 Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom
 Make you go down town
 I met this meter maid, Nadine
 She didn't carry no gun around
 But she was packin' some 38's
 Big tittie man get right down on the ground
 Now the big top women sure do bounce around
 I love to see them walkin' up and down
 Steps of the courthouse
 Make you wanna get a ticket and
 Go downtown
 I went downtown after work
 This joint called the hot house
 They had some big top women there
 And whoo, they then came out
 I said girl you sure look fine
 With your uniform gone
 She had hundred dollar bills
 Stuck in her thong
 Yea, big top women sure got it goin' on