Attitude Adjustment

Now I met an old friend
 In the bar the other night
 And he got a little drunk
 And he wanted to fight
 And he jumped up and challenged every man in the room
 And just about the time he got the words out
 An ol' boy jumped up and closed his mouth
 And used his head for a mop
 And his butt for a broom
 It was an attitude adjustment
 I guess it was his first time
 An attitude adjustment
 Now he understands just fine
 He got bent out of shape
 And he opened his mouth
 And just one appointment
 Straightened him right out
 It was an adttitude adjustment
 Oh, it'll work every time
 Well, I've got this big ol' brother-in-law
 And me and him just never did get along
 Because he wants to make sure
 I'm treating his sister right
 He got drunk one night
 And started beating me up
 And I went and got a tire tool out of my truck
 And laid him out as cold as a block of ice
 It was an attitude adjustment
 And it will work every time
 An attitude adjustment
 I made him see the light
 And he says, "I'm his kind of man"
 And he comes around with his hat in his hand
 It was an attitude adjustment
 I cured all his family pride
 Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face
 I said, "Darlin', that was you're first mistake"
 Then she went wild and her eyes turned red
 She started breaking everything and sceaming loud
 And kickin' me and cussin' me out
 And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of the head
 It was an attitude adjustment
 Now she loves on me all the time
 Just an attitude adjustment
 She got a whole new frame of mind
 She don't nag, and I don't beg
 And we get along and like I said
 "Just an attitude adjustment
 Oh, everythings just fine, well, almost
 She called the cops to take me in
 And I said, "You're never gonna do it friend"
 And they just smiled and said, "Oh, yes we will"
 Now a stick to the head