Dick In Dixie

Well some say I'm not country
 and that's just fine with me
 'Cause I don't wanna be country
 with some faggot looking over at me
 They say that I'm ill-mannered
 that I'm gonna self-destruct
 But if you know what I'm thinkin'
 you'll know that pop country really sucks
 So I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixie
 and the "cunt" back in country
 'Cause the kind of country I hear now days
 is a bunch of fuckin' shit to me
 They say that I'm ill-mannered
 that I'm gonna self-destruct
 But if you know what I'm thinkin'
 you'll know that pop country really sucks
 Well we're losing all the outlaws
 that had to stand their ground
 and they're being replaced by these kids
 from a manufactured town
 And they don't have no idea
 about sorrow and woe
 'Cause they're all just too damn busy
 kissin' ass on Music Row
 So I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixie
 and the "cunt" back in country
 'Cause the kind of country I hear nowdays
 is a bunch of fuckin' shit to me
 And they say that I'm ill-mannered
 that I'm gonna self-destruct
 But if you know what I'm thinkin'
 you'll know that pop country really sucks
 And if you know what I'm thinkin'
 you'll know that pop country really sucks