Lazarus, Ze Gitan

Let's go
 My first love was a chick from the sticks, named Geneva
 Had to take the 88 upstate just to see her
 My mama never liked her
 My father didn't either
 After 22 years I got eager and had to leave her
 Now I'm realizin' how much I really need her
 But somethin' told me follow my heart and head eastward
 That's when I met Brooklyn, but Brooklyn was a cheater
 The second I turned my back
 Jay and Weezy tag-teamed her
 So I started packin'
 She asked me what happened
 Told her I was leavin' her for her older sister Manhattan
 Manhattan was into rap and so we started chit-chatting
 She was Chinese, Italian, Black and a quarter Latin
 Super high maintenance and way too into fashion
 Didn't even tell her peace, I left a number on a napkin
 Damn, but back then was back then
 Now I heard she went Hollywood and began actin'
 Oh, I've been lookin' for love
 In all the wrong places
 Oh somebody take me home
 Oh, I've been fallin' in love
 With all the wrong faces
 Oh somebody take me home
 Please take me home
 And after Manhattan, I was actin' silly
 Messin' with this thick body joint named Philly
 But that ain't work out too great
 I'm vegetarian and all she ate was cheese steak
 I went to Baltimore more for Mary Ann
 And almost got married man
 But she was self-centered always stuck in Maryland
 I knew a slim thing named Virginia
 Swear to God her body's smoking but she keep gettin' thinner
 And I'll never forget my first trissie
 In the Benz with the Carolina twins gettin' busy
 I know they miss me but I had to leave early
 On the 85 doin' 85, ridin' dirty
 And my Georgia peach Savannah
 Used to stay in Atlanta
 Accent so thick I couldn't even understand her
 And that's when I realized
 I damn near ran through the whole I-95 (Whoa)
 Oh, I've been lookin' for love
 In all the wrong places
 Oh somebody take me home
 Oh, I've been fallin' in love
 With all the wrong faces
 Oh somebody take me home
 Please take me home
 Yeah, then I met Miami, she was Spanish
 Miami te amo, me llamo Travie
 She could tell that I wasn't bilingual
 I said I don't know todito, but I know un poquito
 We can hit south beach and drink Mojitos
 And maybe you can introduce me to your peoples
 Ha, yo no voy paidra
 My first love, keep on callin'
 Yo no voy paya
 I think I finally found where Imma stay, at I-95 But never forget the 88, No
 Oh, I've been lookin' for love
 In all the wrong places
 Oh somebody take me home
 Oh, I've been fallin' in love
 With all the wrong faces
 Oh somebody take me home
 Please take me home