Holy Horseshit, Batman!

She reached her hand out with a pamphlet and I politely said "No, Ma'am"
 I mean no disrespect and I apologize if this fucks up your program
 You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine
 Well if there's a hell below then we're all gonna' be just fine.
 So there I stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction
 But am I wrong for posing questions or am I just another lost soul searching?
 Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she'd pray for my children
 I said "If you're so holy you'll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you think he'd forgive me?"
 Maybe I would be a fool to think.
 That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
 What good would it be to pray for me?
 You won't save me, don't pray for me.
 Now I've never been religious,
 I'm just a big fan of logistics.
 And if it makes sense then I'm all for it.
 I even pray if the situation calls for it.
 Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles,
 I try to answer without sounding satirical.
 I'm 3 years past my expiration and yet i'm still fresher than a newborn
 So I guess that's my explanation but it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn and I never chase rainbows
 But I hear the devil wears designer clothes
 So does God have a favourite brand?
 And for that matter, is he even a man?
 And will I go to hell for even saying that?
 Only time will tell I'm just relaying facts.
 Maybe I would be a fool to think,
 That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
 What good would it be to pray for me?
 You won't save me, don't pray for me.
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 Maybe I would be a fool to think,
 That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
 What good would it be to pray for me?
 You won't save me, don't pray for me.
 Maybe I would be a fool to think,
 That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
 What good would it be to pray for me?
 You won't save me, don't pray for me.