Analog Girl

Well, she ain't got no cell phone
 You got to call her when she's home
 All of her clocks have got hands
 Now don't try to e-mail her
 You've got to snail mail her
 You got to take pen in hand
 Ones and zeros, zeros and ones
 She'll have none of that virtual fun
 She's a real deal ol' fashioned analog girl
 In a digital world
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 Now she gets online out in the backyard
 Hangin' up her ol' blue jeans
 She's got all of the memory she can live with
 She really hates drum machines
 Ones and zeros, zeros and ones
 She'll have none of that virtual fun
 She's a real deal ol' fashioned analog girl
 In a digital world
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 Out in the garden, she's got a website
 It sparkles in the mornin' dew
 Got a mouse in her pocket
 She's got Spam in a can
 What's an analog girl to do?
 Ones and zeros, zeros and ones
 She'll have none of that virtual fun
 She's a real deal ol' fashioned analog girl
 In a digital world