Walking Contradiction

Do as I say, not as I do because
 The shit's so deep, you can't run away
 I beg to differ, on the contrary
 I agree with every word that you say
 Talk is cheap, and lies are expensive
 My wallet's fat, and so is my head
 Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
 A smartass, but I'm playin' dumb
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 Standards set and broken all the time
 Control the chaos behind the gun
 Call it as I see it even if
 I was born deaf, blind, and dumb
 Losers winning big on the lottery
 Rehab rejects still sniffing glue
 Constant refutation with myself
 A victim of a catch-22
 I have no belief
 But I believe I'm a walking contradiction
 And I ain't got no right
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 Do as I say, not as I do because
 The shit's so deep you can't run away
 I beg to differ, on the contrary
 I agree with every word that you say
 Talk is cheap, and lies are expensive
 My wallet's fat, and so is my head
 Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
 A smartass, but I'm playing dumb
 I have no belief
 But I believe I'm a walking contradiction
 And I ain't got no right
 I have no belief
 But I believe I'm a walking contradiction
 And I ain't got no right
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