Shoplifter

Shoplifter, you'll never learn
 When you commit the crime
 Shoplifter, you're getting burned
 And now you gotta do the time
 It's a 1, 2, 3 on the felony
 Well not everything is free
 Now that you served the community
 It's the life of a petty thief
 It's not considered stealing
 Unless you're getting caught
 But you'll be caught stealing
 Tryin' to take something you haven't got
 Shoplifter, you'll never learn
 What lies behind your back
 Not a burgler or a bankrobber
 Just a kleptomaniac
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 (Uno, Dos, Tres, sir)
 It's not considered stealing
 Unless you're getting caught
 But you'll be caught stealing
 Tryin' to take something you haven't got
 Shoplifter, you'll never learn
 When you commit the crime
 Shoplifter, you're getting burned
 And now you gotta do the time
 Oh now you gotta do the time
 Well now you gotta do some time