Bitches & Other Women

This song appears on the Japanese release of ...Twice Shy
 It was released in the U.S. only on a single.
 I'm feeling so tired, can't understand it
 Just had a full night's sleep
 I'm feeling so stuck, I'm so distracted
 Ain't touched a thing all week
 I'm feeling drunk, just too stoned and sloppy
 Ain't touched a drink all night
 Feeling hungry, can't see the reason
 Just had a cold meat pie
 Girl when you call my name
 I salivate like Pavlov's dog
 Girl when you lay me out
 My heart is beatin' louder than a big bass drum, oh yeah
 Yeah you got the mix
 and Audie you got the sticks
 Love is a bitch
 Yeah you got the mix
 Audie you got them sticks boy
 But love is a bitch, oh yeah
 She's a restless bitch, baby
 If I could sing you,
 If I could sing you a love song so divine
 Would it be enough for your cheatin' heart
 Or would you think the boy's insane
 He's insane
 I'm talkin' 'bout the women
 all around the world
 Women behind bars
 Women in fast cars
 Women in distress
 I like a lady with no dress
 Women in aeroplanes
 Women who play their games
 Women in a uniform
 See that woman with her clothes torn
 Women who satisfy
 Women you can't buy
 Like the women in a magazine
 Or the ladies in the limousine
 Women who sip champagne
 Women who feel no pain
 Women in a disco
 Hangin' around for the blow, blow, blow
 Women wanting sympathy
 Women taking Ecstacy
 Women that live in a fantasy
 So why they always livin' on their knees, oh
 Women that fall in love
 Women who need a shove
 Women that can't be beat
 Check out that lady in my back seat
 Women in the U.S.A.
 Those women steal your heart away
 Women into rock 'n' roll
 Or the ladies in the back of the bus after the show
 Women that we write songs about
 Women that turn around and kick your ass out
 Women you dream about all your life
 Women that can't wait to be in trouble, that's right
 Yeah you got a mix
 and Audie you got the sticks boy
 But love is a bitch
 Yeah you got a mix
 Audie, you got the sticks baby
 But love is a bitch, all right
 She's a real cool bitch
 She's a nasty bitch, yeah
 Ain't love a bitch