Man Smart, Woman Smarter - Live at Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA, April 2, 1989

Let us put men and women together
 See which one is smarter
 Some say men, but I say no
 The women got the men like a puppet show
 Believe me, it's the people that say
 That the men are leading women astray
 But I say that the women today
 Are smarter than the men in every way
 That's right, the women are smarter
 That's right, the women are smarter
 That's right, the women are smarter
 The women are smarter than the men today
 Little boy sit on the corner and cry
 Big man come and he ask him why
 Says I can't do what the big boys do
 Man sat down and he cried too
 Believe me, it's the people that say
 That the men are leading women astray
 But I say that the women today
 Are smarter than the men in every way
 That's right, the women are smarter
 That's right, the women are smarter
 That's right, the women are smarter
 The women are smarter than the men today
 Ever since the world began
 Women been imitating the ways of men
 But listen 'cause I've got a plan
 Give it up, just don't try to understand
 That's right, the women are smarter
 That's right, the women are smarter
 That's right, the women are smarter
 The women are smarter than the men today